Once pone a time they was a monster named Dracula. He and his wife went
to the casino and she did not tell him that he won 1,000,000 dollars.
He asked her but she said he did not win anything. Then his neighbor
asked how he was going to use the money but he didn't know that he won.
So he went back to the casino and asked if he won anything and he heard
he had won a $1,000,000. He was flabbergasted! He went straight home
and got mad at his wife. She said she was going to tell him on his
birthday [which was the next day]. He was sad he got mad and said it
was ok. The End