Once upon time there
was a humongous monster. He lived in a mucky swamp in the middle of the enchanted
forest. He didn't live close to town because he couldn't talk, so he couldn't
communicate with other monsters. But today, he to go to town because he had
to buy ladybugs, toads, and caterpillars to make his delightful
supper. So he got in his Dodge Sluggy Mobile and sped
off. Soon he came to the free way but there was a froggy mobile crash and
he had to talk to a guy before he could go threw. So he rolled down his window
and roared, it was so stinking loud he blew the guy right off the freeway
and into the river. Then he drove strait threw and hit 3 fire slugs, 5 ant
cycles and 1 of the old caterpillar slug cars. He got a ticket for it and
it was 5,000 slugs, a big tab for a monster to pay.
But he did not pay it. Soon he was at the store and got his
ladybugs, toads and caterpillars. He got in line to pay. Soon it was his
turn to pay but the clerk couldn't understand him. So he had the monster
write down what he was saying. It was such a good idea he used the idea the
rest of his life, So he could communicate with other monsters. So he
lived happily ever after. But I'm guessing you want to know who created the
monster. It was evil Mrs. B's class at Naches Valley Intermediate School.
They had finished the monster one Friday after noon when some magic potion
had fallen on it and it came to life. It was to hard to take care of the
monster so they took it to the swamp and threw it in there. So thats how
this hole thing happened. But it was in the paper that they had found a way
to communicate with the monster. So Mrs. B's class room took him back. So
they all lived happily ever after.
THE END